“Nothin on this planet can compare with a womans love— it is kind and compassionate, patient and nurturing, generous and sweet and unconditional. Pure. If you are her man, she will walk on water and through a mountain for you, too no matter how you’ve acted out, no matter what crazy thing you’ve done, no matter the time or demand.
If you’re her man, she will talk to you until there just aren’t any more words left to say, encourage you when you’re at rock bottom and think there just isn’t any way out, hold you in her arms when you’re sick, and laugh with you when you’re up. And if you’re her man and that woman loves you— I mean really loves you? She will shine you up when you’re dusty, encourage you when you’re down, defend you even when she’s not so sure you were right, hang on your every word, even when you’re not saying anything worth listening to. And no matter what you do, no matter how many times her friends say you’re no good, no matter how many times you slam the door on the relationship, she will give you her very best and then some, and keep right on trying to win over your heart, even when you act like everything she’s done to convince you she’s “The One” just isn’t good enough.
That’s a woman’s love— it stands the test of time, logic, and all circumstance.”
Exactly how I feel about this dumb election shit. It does not matter who we vote for, the American government is still always going to be shit balls.
(Source: cupcakenik)
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WOMAN has MAN in it. MRS. has MR. in it. FEMALE has MALE in it. SHE has HE in it. No wonder men always want to be inside women! Men were born between the legs of a woman, and yet men spend their whole lives TRYING to get back beween the legs of a woman. Why?? BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME! It all makes sense now. I never looked at it this way before: MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause, GUYnecologist, and when a woman has real problems, it’s a HIStorectomy! Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with MEN. Send this to all women you know to brighten their day and only the men who have a good sense of humor..